Tuesday, 26 July 2011

If I had a dollar

If I had a dollar for every time I...

  • Saw a man peeing on the side of the road
  • Heard someone honked necessarily 
  • Saw a cow blocking traffic
  • Smelled urine or feces
  • Was asked "what is your name?" or "where do you come from?"
  • Saw an ad for a telephone company 
  • Watch someone carry something 10 times too heavy or 10 times too big on a bicycle
  • Lost a staring contest with someone
  • Told a rickshaw "no thanks we're taking the bus"
I would have made my trip money back this summer

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